Yup...it's time for another Not Me! Mondays
(Do I sound like a game show host? Becuase I do in my head).

I did not decided to buy a slightly used 2008 Chrysler Town and Country because it was red. Noooo...I would have much more sense than to buy a brand new car because of it's color.

I would NOT let my seven year old go to Snip Its! and let him get "whatever he wants". I would definitely NOT let him get a mokawk and then proceed to laugh the entire time. I would not let the said seven year old continue to wear this mohawk without shaving it off.

While bowling at a church event this weekend, I would not tell my husband that I would be dammed if my 9 year old daughter got a better score than me and then secretly celebrate when I beat her by 4 points. I would NEVER be so selfish and caddy. Noooo...not me!

I would never feel jealous of both The Meyer Chronicles and Our Family Circus 's cute little headers with pictures of their kids. No, I would never be jealous and then declare my jealousy on my blog when they are my only two dedicated readers! ;)

I would never decide that we wouldn't go to church on a Sunday morning just because we didn't feel like it. Noooo...we are much better Christians that that!

I would never sit here and do this at work on a Monday morning instead of doing my job. Nooo...I am a much more dedicated worker than that.